Sonic Scream
The art of screaming like the fastest thing alive, but not actually being the fastest thing alive. A technique used by the Kraken's most elite agents, who are actually just really loud people.
- Step 1: Take a deep breath.
- Step 2: Scream really, really loudly.
- Step 3: Hope that no one is nearby with sensitive ears.
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