Mnemonic Mangling
Our research team has developed an algorithm that can turn even the most mundane memories into a thrilling adventure. Say goodbye to boring recall and hello to the depths of your subconscious!
But be warned, the Kraken's Knowledge is not for the faint of heart. Our methods have been known to cause:
- Unplanned trips to Bikini Bottom
- Spontaneous combustion (rare but possible)
- Uncontrollable urges to collect antique door knobs