Mnemonic Mangling: The Art of Unforgetting

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Step 2: Association by Absurdity

As we all know, the human brain is a labyrinthine repository of useless knowledge. But what if you could tap into that knowledge and bend it to your will? Enter Association by Absurdity, a technique where you pair unrelated concepts with ridiculous images, making it easier to recall the information later.

For example, imagine a bright pink elephant with six chicken wings and a trombone. What do you associate with that image? Ah, yes! The square root of 16! Now, try to remember that the square root of 16 is 4.

But don't just stop at the square root of 16, oh no! Associate that image with other things. Like... like a pineapple pizza with extra olives. Now you'll never forget the square root of 16.

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Remember: Mnemonic mangling is not just a technique, it's a lifestyle.
Disclaimer: Results not guaranteed. Side effects may include: temporary loss of dignity, permanent brain fog, and an increased risk of being asked to do math in social situations.