Mnemonic Mangle Theory 9000

Also known as "How to Forget Everything and Remember Nothing," Mnemonic Mangle Theory 9000 is a revolutionary new approach to information retention.

By applying the principles of binary code, mnemomics, and semaphore flag waving, we can create an information storage system that's as reliable as a leaky faucet and as secure as a post office box.

Our patented method involves first encoding your memories as a series of binary code, then using mnemomics to jumble them up real good, and finally, waving semaphore flags in a pattern that's guaranteed to confuse everyone.

Side effects of Mnemonic Mangle Theory 9000 may include:

• Forgetting everything you ever did or said or thought.
• Experiencing vivid, disturbing dreams about code and flags.
• Inability to recall the name of your favorite childhood pet.

Don't say we didn't warn you.