Lost in Space: A Tale of Woe

It's not like we planned this, but here we are...

Our neural network spaceship, 'NN-1', had a few too many 'neural' moments. Now it's stuck in an endless loop of self-replication, creating a galaxy of identical, yet somehow-slightly-different, versions of itself.

Current Location:

We're currently stuck in the vicinity of GALACTICUS-4, a planet known for its intense radiation storms and mediocre Wi-Fi.

Next Steps:

We're trying to reprogram the NN-1, but it's being stubborn. Maybe we'll try to Throw in a Bacon, or perhaps we'll just Talk to it.