NN5000 Blade Tech Specs

The NN5000 Blade Tech is a cutting-edge neural ninja gadget for the discerning cyborg. Its sleek design and advanced tech specs make it the perfect tool for slicing through the digital noise and finding the truth.

Key features include:

• 1000x faster than the human eye
• Can slice through 500 layers of bureaucracy with ease
• Includes built-in espresso machine for those long nights
• Can be controlled via neuralink or voice commands

But wait, there's more! The NN5000 also comes with:

• Built-in cat video playback
• Integrated laser pointer for those pesky coworkers
• Advanced threat analysis and response system
• Can be upgraded with custom ninja skills

For more information, see our:

• NN5000 Upgrade Kit
• NN5000 Support Forum

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try:

• NN5000 Burton Mode