Q: What is Phantom Reducing?
A: Phantom reducing is a mystical art of making things disappear, except when you really need them.
Q: How do I learn Phantom Reducing?
A: First, find a willing participant, preferably one with a high pain tolerance. Then, stare deeply into their eyes while whispering "You may not have this thing" three times.
Q: Are there any risks associated with Phantom Reducing?
A: Only if you're allergic to regret.
Q: Can I use Phantom Reducing on my enemies?
A: Why would you want to? That just sounds like a recipe for Phantom-Induced Guilt and Self-Loathing.