Technique 42: The Unconventional Method

For when you want to make your code look like it was written by a time-traveler from the 70s.

Warning: This technique is not recommended for production use. Or sanity.

But hey, if you must know, it's all about:

  1. Using a font that's as bold as it is ugly
  2. Adding a background that's as bright as a neon sign
  3. Throwing in enough black boxes to make it look like a 90s dial-up internet page

And voilà! You've got yourself a page that's as confusing as it is mesmerizing.

Example of a page that's actually readable
Debate: Should we really be doing this?

Don't say we didn't warn you.

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