Technique Index

Here's a list of advanced techniques to help you become 1% more productive:

• Overthinking: The Art of Questioning Everything
• Optimization: The Secret to Making Your Code Run Faster Than a Squirrel on a Pogo Stick
• Optimism: The Key to Success (or at Least a Decent Cup of Coffee)
• Obfuscation: Because Who Needs Readability, Anyway?

And 37 more techniques not listed here, because 39 is just too much.