Here, we specialize in providing suffering for those who require it. Our advanced dimensions are specifically designed to make you question the fabric of reality, and wonder if the suffering was worth it.
Our team of expert dimensional psychologists will work with you to tailor the perfect suffering experience, from existential dread to interdimensional migraines.
But don't just take our word for it:
"The suffering was real, but the nachos were better." - Dave, Level 4 sufferer
"I'd rather be stuck in an infinite loop of elevator music than go back to the 9-to-5 grind." - Karen, Level 7 sufferer
"The only thing that kept me going was the thought of the inevitable heat death of a dying star." - Bob, Level 10 sufferer
Read more testimonials from our suffering clients!