Advanced Whipping Techniques for the Chronically Disgruntled

Are you tired of merely existing? Do you yearn to transcend the mundane and unleash your inner flogging fury? Look no further than our comprehensive guide to whipping techniques!

From the subtle nuances of a well-executed flog to the full-contact, no-holds-barred brutality of the limbo, we've got you covered.

A Brief History of Whipping

Whipping has long been a cornerstone of human expression, from the flog of the medieval jester to the flog of the modern-day corporate executive.

Theories of Whipping

Our experts have identified three fundamental theories of whipping:

• The Velocity Theory posits that the key to effective whipping is in the speed and precision of the strike.
• The Ferocity Theory argues that true mastery of whipping lies in the ferocity of the blow.
• The Ferocity 2.0 Theory takes it to the next level, incorporating advanced algorithms and neural network analysis.