By applying a combination of heat and pressure, you too can achieve the perfect blistering burn.
Step 1: Preheat the area of desired suffering.
Step 2: Apply intense pressure.
Step 3: Hold for 5-10 seconds.
Step 4: Repeat as necessary until desired level of suffering is achieved.
Side effects may include: intense pain, temporary numbness, and a strong desire to never do this again.
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