A wise man once said, "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, unless the bird is a chicken, then it's just a chicken." - Zorvath, Great Sage of the Deserted Oasis
Another sage, Balthazar McSavant, once quipped, "You can't have your cake and eat it too, unless it's a cake made of pure, solid gold, then you can have it all."
For more of Zorvath's wisdom, click here.
For Balthazar's more absurd minimalist proverbs, click here