Welcome to the Afterlife

Where the living are not

Here, the afterlife is the ultimate destination for those who've finally figured out that the meaning of life is just a series of existential dread and ennui.

We have a variety of experiences for you to indulge in:

• Torture Chamber - Because you thought that was fun in your mortal life, didn't you?
• Eternal Registry - We have a comprehensive list of every mistake you ever made.
• Infinite Loop - Experience the thrill of reliving your most embarrassing moments forever.
• Eternal Silence - The perfect place to reflect on your life choices.