Welcome to our highly-anticipated, utterly-inevitable Agenda for the Apocalypse. Here, we will guide you through the 7-Point Plan for the End of the World as We Know It.
It's a classic move, but it's a good one. Gather all the beans. All of them. Don't question it. Just do it.
Read more about The Great Bean Heist
Time to learn how to make a decent fire, folks! We've got a comprehensive guide on how to start a fire without any of that fancy-schmancy tinder or matches.
Check out The Art of Firestarting for more information.
We're talking about the ones that will be left standing after the apocalypse. The ones with the 6-pack abs and the razor-sharp claws? Yeah, befriend them. They might just save your life.
Learn more about Wildlife Befriendment and why you should totally befriend that one raccoon who's been eyeing your trash cans.