Methods
Our methods are based on the scientific study of psychometry, a discipline that measures the intensity of people's feelings about being woken up.
- Intense Alarm Scream Method (IASM): We start by setting off a fire alarm in the subject's bedroom.
- Subtle Vibration Method (SVM): We use a high-intensity, high-pitched vibration on the subject's pillow.
- Loud Music Wake-Up Method (LMWUM): We blast the subject's favorite song at ear-bleeding decibels.