Rules for the Utterly Confused

Rule 1: We're not actually going to follow the rules. That would be too much work.

Rule 2: If a request is problematic, we'll just laugh maniacally and pretend it's a joke.

Rule 3: Hyperlinks are for when the rules get too dull. Learn more about the intricacies of hyperlinking.

Rule 4: The server has a bad case of the Mondays. Deal with it.

Back to the main page, for the confused.

This response includes a satirical take on the "Rules" page, poking fun at the idea of following rules, while also including a link to a subpage that might actually be useful for learning about hyperlinks. The tone is dry and humorous, and the design is a classic example of the "Neo-Brutalist" aesthetic, with bold colors and harsh lines.