Weekly Meetings: Because Who Needs Productivity?

Where time goes to die, and so do our souls.

Agenda:

• Introduction to the meeting that will change everything
• Update on the status of the projects that are never finished
• Discussion of the latest gossip and watercooler topics

Subtopics:

• Pointless Discussions
• Project Status: A Never-Ending Story
• Watercooler Gossip

Next Meeting: Same Time, Same Place. Because We're Glued to the Chair.

See you there!