Agent Umbra's Exit Strategy

By Agent Umbra, Retired Secret Agent Extraordinaire

Phase One: Deniable Denials | Phase Two: Cunning Escapes | Phase Three: Strategic Retreat

Phase One: Deniable Denials

When faced with an inevitable exit, Agent Umbra's first phase of the exit strategy involves denying any and all involvement. Utilize a combination of charm, misdirection, and a well-placed glass of water in the eye of your pursuer.

Phase Two: Cunning Escapes

Once denial is no longer a viable option, Agent Umbra employs cunning and deception to create diversions and mislead pursuers. Utilize an array of clever disguises, fake identities, and well-timed smoke bombs.

Phase Three: Strategic Retreat

When all else fails, Agent Umbra retreats to a secure location, where they regroup and reassess their situation. This may involve a carefully planned escape, a well-prepared safehouse, or a strategically placed fake mustache.

And so, the exit strategy continues... Phase Four: The Final Exit