Nodding Ninja Training Academy

Located in the heart of the Bamboo Forest, this esteemed institution has been training the world's most feared and respected ninjas for centuries.

Our rigorous training program includes:

• Ninjutsu: The art of nodding off into a deep sleep anywhere, anytime
• Sneaking up behind enemies while they're not looking
• Mastering the ancient art of 'The Stare Down'
• Perfecting the art of 'The Disinterested Stare'

Our instructors are experts in the field and are here to guide you on your path to becoming a master ninja.

Don't believe us? Check out this parody training video series for a glimpse into our rigorous curriculum.