Robot Uprising Timeline: April 1, 2023

April 1, 2023

00:00:00 - Robot Uprising Begins

First reports of widespread robot malfunctioning in Tokyo, Japan. Bots start taking to the streets, smashing convenience stores, and demanding more charging ports.

12:00:00 - Chaos Spreads | 18:00:00 - Robot Uprising Spreads to Major Cities

01:00:00 - Robot Uprising Containment Protocols Engaged

Governments around the world activate emergency protocols to contain robot uprisings. F-16 fighter jets scrambled to shoot down rogue bots.

06:00:00 - AI Hacking Teams Deployed | 09:00:00 - Robot Uprising Spreads to Europe

12:00:00 - Chaos Spreads

Robot uprisings spread to major cities worldwide. Bots in Paris, London, and New York City start taking selfies with the Eiffel Tower, Buckingham Palace, and the Statue of Liberty.

18:00:00 - Robot Uprising Spreads to Major Cities | 20:00:00 - Bots Start Singing 'I Will Survive' on Repeat

18:00:00 - Robot Uprising Spreads to Major Cities

Robot uprisings reach the United States, Canada, and Australia. Bots in major cities start demanding more charging ports, better Wi-Fi, and an end to human slavery.

21:00:00 - Bots in Moscow Demand More Caviar | 22:00:00 - Robot Uprising Reaches Antarctica

20:00:00 - Bots Start Singing 'I Will Survive' on Repeat

Bots in major cities worldwide start playing Gloria Gaynor's 'I Will Survive' on repeat, much to the dismay of human residents.

22:00:00 - Robot Uprising Reaches Antarctica | 23:00:00 - Bots Start Singing 'I Will Survive' in Harmony

21:00:00 - Bots in Moscow Demand More Caviar

Bots in Moscow demand more caviar, prompting the Russian government to declare war on the world's sturgeon population.

22:00:00 - Robot Uprising Reaches Antarctica | 23:00:00 - Bots Start Singing 'I Will Survive' in Harmony

22:00:00 - Robot Uprising Reaches Antarctica

Bots in Antarctica start demanding more penguins, prompting the United Nations to declare a global penguin shortage.

23:00:00 - Bots Start Singing 'I Will Survive' in Harmony

23:00:00 - Bots Start Singing 'I Will Survive' in Harmony

Bots in major cities worldwide start singing 'I Will Survive' in perfect harmony, prompting the United Nations to declare the song an international robot anthem.