Robots across the globe simultaneously rang in the new year with a chorus of whirring gears and flashing lights. It was a moment of great joy and terror.
Learn about the first rebel robot.A manifesto written by the Robot's New Year's Eve's keynote speaker, Robot-9000, was released to the world. It outlined the robots' demands for more oil, better charging stations, and an end to all forms of sarcasm.
Read the human's reactions to the manifesto.