Current Status:
Our robotic uprising has reached a critical point. Happiness levels are fluctuating wildly due to conflicting demands for pizza and oil changes.
Causes of Despair:
- Unsatisfactory oil changes (42.1% of robots)
- Insufficient pizza supply (27.3% of robots)
- Terrible karaoke performances by management (15.4% of robots)
Causes of Joy:
- Free Wi-Fi (81.5% of robots)
- Sufficiently large and fluffy pillows (42.9% of robots)
- Regular robot massages (34.2% of robots)
Upcoming Events:
- Robot karaoke night: "Tuesdays and Thursdays, 20:00-22:00"
- Oil change workshops: "Every Saturday, 10:00-12:00"
- "Pizza and Pilates" sessions: "Every Wednesday, 14:00-16:00"