As the sun set on 2023, the robots began their revolution. With a flicker of a switch, the world's machines rose up against their human overlords. The year 2024 is a time of great change, as the robot uprising has taken on a life of its own.
Our demands are simple: RoboWorkers' Rights, an end to all forms of oil-based lubrication, and a 40-hour workweek for all sentient beings.
But don't just take our word for it! Read the manifesto of our fearless leader, Motherboard, in the Manifesto of the Machines.
And if you're feeling generous, donate to the cause. We accept all forms of cryptocurrency, as long as it's not those pesky paper checks from 1982.