SUBCHAPTER 2: THE ART OF NOT LEAVING YOUR MOM'S BASEMENT

A comprehensive guide for the modern hermit.

Step 1: Develop a strong sense of apathy

1. Create a shrine dedicated to your cat
2. Conduct thorough research on the meaninglessness of existence
3. Perfect the art of staring blankly into space

Continue to Chapter 3: The Art of Not Showering Regularly