It was a dark and stormy night when I, Alan, first conceived of the idea to challenge the system. The system, as you know, being the oppressive regime of parking fines and tickets that had been suffocating our once peaceful neighborhood.
As I sat in my dimly lit garage, surrounded by the faint glow of my laptop screen and the distant hum of my refrigerator, I knew I had to act. The people had to be informed, the people had to be mobilized. I would not rest until every last parking fine was abolished, until every last parking ticket was torn up.
Read on for the thrilling tale of how I single-handedly brought about the Great Parking Revolution of 20XX