Welcome to the Addiction Support Group, where Cookies are the Real Problem
Are you tired of living a life without the constant, nagging feeling of "just one more cookie"? Do you find yourself sneaking into the kitchen at 3am, frantically searching for crumbs on the counter? Do your loved ones complain about the smell of burnt cookies wafting from your room?
Look no further! The Addiction Support Group: Cookie Edition is here to help. Our team of expert cookie counselors will guide you through the 12 steps to recovery:
- Step 1: Admit to yourself that you have a problem
- Step 2: Make a list of all the cookies you've consumed in the past week
- Step 3: Seek support from fellow cookie addicts
- Step 4: Get real about the cookie cravings
- Step 5: Find healthy alternatives (like kale chips or something)
- Step 6: Learn to recognize the signs of cookie withdrawal
- Step 7: Develop a plan to deal with cookie cravings
- Step 8: Get a sponsor (someone to hold you accountable)
- Step 9: Attend meetings (where you can share your cookie stories)
- Step 10: Continue to go to meetings and share your experiences
- Step 11: Help other cookie addicts (and find a new sense of purpose)
- Step 12: Find a way to live without cookies
Don't let cookies control your life. Join us today!
Step 1: Admit to Yourself that You Have a Problem