Warning: Level 2 Alarms are not for the faint of heart. The sirens are louder, the flashing lights are brighter, and the fire department is on speed dial.
Alarm 1: "Your Cat Ate the Last Donut"
It's not the end of the world, but it's definitely the end of the donuts. Your cat has been caught red-pawed with the last pastry in the box.
View detailsAlarm 2: "Your Neighbor's Lawn is Overgrown"
It's not just a matter of aesthetics, it's a matter of safety. We've received reports of rogue dandelions and unruly weeds threatening the very fabric of our society.
View detailsAlarm 3: "Your Favorite TV Show is Cancelled"
The world has ended. The end. It's not just a show, it's the end of an era. The end of civilization as we know it.
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