EQUATION 3: THE ONE WHERE WE ALL GET REKT

Wherein, x equals 5, and y equals 7, we find ourselves lost in the wilderness of math, with no clear path to salvation.

But wait, there's a glimmer of hope! For in the depths of the void, we discover a hidden variable, z, which equals 3.

This is the moment of truth, where the equation is reborn, and we rise above the fray, with x equals 5, y equals 7, and z equals 3, all in harmony.

But don't be fooled, my friends, for in the world of algebra, there's always more to the story.

Click here to read more about Equation 4, where the variables get all sorts of crazy!

Or if you're feeling nostalgic, click here to revisit Equation 2, where the variables were all nice and normal!

Disclaimer: This equation may or may not be real. Probably not.