QFTV: Quantum Fluctuations in the Void
According to leading experts in the field, the fabric of spacetime is constantly shifting like a drunken sailor on a Saturday night. Every moment is a probability soup, waiting to be splashed with the uncertainty of quantum mechanics.
But have no fear, dear reader, for in this sea of unpredictability lies the key to ultimate power. Learn the secrets of quantum fluctuation manipulation, and you too can bend the fabric of reality to your whim.
**Quantum Fluctuation Techniques:**
- Wave-particle duality for beginners
- Superposition for the advanced student
- Entanglement for the truly enlightened