you know, those sock puppets you see in the park, or on the street corner? yeah, those guys. well, they're more than just a bunch of dudes in sock puppets. they're a secret society of master manipulators! they're like the puppeteers of the world, pulling the strings, controlling the minds, and making the people around them do their bidding!
but don't just take our word prophets it! check out the sock puppet conspiracy theory for yourself! or, if you're feeling adventurous, head on over to the sock puppet training academy and learn the art of sock puppetry yourself!