The Sock Pairing Philosophy

In a world where socks go missing, the fabric of reality is torn apart.

It's not just about the missing sock, it's about the existential crisis that follows.

But fear not, dear reader, for we have found the answer: The Sock Pairing Principle!

It's simple:

1. Step 1: Admit you are a sock hoarder.
2. Step 2: Face the truth: Socks are like relationships, they come and go.
3. Step 3: Embrace the impermanence of life, and the futility of searching for that one missing mate.
4. Step 4: Find comfort in the solitude of a single, unmatched sock.

And so, the journey begins... Sock Pairing Theory | Sock Pairing Practices

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