Justification 1: A Brief History of Calculated Convolutions
It all started with a mathematician named Bob who had a problem with his cat, Mr. Snuggles. Mr. Snuggles loved to eat all the cat food it could get its paws on, but Bob couldn't figure out why the cat was always hungry.
Bob tried everything: if (Mr. Snuggles is hungry) then (feed Mr. Snuggles) wasn't working, so he turned to the ancient art of Algorithmic Justification.
After many sleepless nights and countless iterations, Bob finally cracked the code: if (cat is hungry) then (feed cat); else (call exterminator).