Justification 7: "It's for the algorithm, it's for the algorithm"

According to the Prime Time Algorithmic Justification Generator (PTAJG), the number 7 is the most justifiable number of all. Why? Because 7 is the sum of 3 and 4, which are both prime numbers. This justifies the algorithm because it shows that even the most basic of numbers can be justified through their prime relationships.

But wait, there's more! If we multiply 7 by 2, we get 14, which is also a number that can be justified. In fact, 14 is the number of times I had to justify this algorithmic choice to my cat, Mr. Whiskers, before he finally accepted it.

So, there you have it. The algorithmic justification for 7 is clear: it's the number of prime relationships that make it justifiable. Don't @ me, @ algorithm.

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