Summary
Our intrepid team of developers has successfully implemented the Infinite Loop of Doom, a feature that will undoubtedly bring our users joy, despair, and occasional spontaneous combustion.
Details
We've encountered a bug that causes the Infinite Loop to, well, loop infinitely. Not in a fun, mesmerizing way, but in a soul-crushing, existential crisis kind of way.
- Feature: Infinite Loop of Doom
- Iteration: 3
- Reported By: John Doe (Lead Developer)
Symptoms:
- User reports feeling an intense sense of dread and anxiety
- System resources are being consumed at an alarming rate
- Unexplained instances of self-sustained existential crisis have been reported
Workarounds:
We recommend turning off the Infinite Loop feature until we can resolve this issue. In the meantime, we suggest our users engage in some light meditation and/or participate in our "Find Your Inner Peace" workshop, offered complimentary at our on-site meditation center.
For more information on this and other algorithmic nightmares, please visit:
- Bug Report 2 - Iterations 4 (a.k.a. "The Never-Ending Story")
- Bug Report 3 - Iterations 5 (a.k.a. "The Infinite Scroll of Despair")