Under-Optimizations

Where we take your poorly written algorithms and make them worse.

Our team of expert under-optimizers will analyze your code, identify the worst possible solutions, and implement them with gusto.

Warning: Our services may lead to increased system crashes, decreased performance, and spontaneous combustion.

Our Services:

• Elegant Inefficiencies
• Brutal Brutalism
• Over-Engineering Overkill

Success Stories:

• Company X: Our team of under-optimizers increased their average response time from 5ms to 10ms.
• Company Y: Our under-optimizers somehow managed to double the number of bugs in their codebase.