Under-Optimizations
Where we take your poorly written algorithms and make them worse.
Our team of expert under-optimizers will analyze your code, identify the worst possible solutions, and implement them with gusto.
Warning: Our services may lead to increased system crashes, decreased performance, and spontaneous combustion.
Our Services:
Success Stories:
- Company X: Our team of under-optimizers increased their average response time from 5ms to 10ms.
- Company Y: Our under-optimizers somehow managed to double the number of bugs in their codebase.