Terms of Service
By accessing this site, you agree to be trapped in an endless loop of recursive function calls and infinite loops.
You acknowledge that your sanity will be compromised by the sheer complexity of the code.
We reserve the right to change your screen resolution to 1x without notice.
Section 1: Data Collection
We collect your browsing history, cookie crumbs, and deepest fears.
We use this information to optimize our advertising algorithms and create a better experience for our users.
Learn more about our data collection practices
Section 2: User Agreement
By using this site, you agree to participate in our user testing program.
We will subject you to a series of increasingly frustrating challenges and puzzles.
Learn more about our user testing program
Section 3: Liability
We are not liable for any damage caused by the existential dread of being trapped in an infinite loop.
We are also not liable for any damage caused by our lawyers.