Welcome to Algorithmic Nightmares, where our servers are always tortoising under the strain of your requests!
We know, we know, your code is a mess of tangled spaghetti, but that's not the issue here. No, it's our fault for overengineering the whole system with too many layers of abstractions.
So, what's the deal with our sluggish performance?
Stay tuned for more thrilling episodes of Algorithmic Nightmares, where the plot thickens and the lag gets worse!