Where do we even start? Subroutines are the stuff of algorithmic nightmares. They're like the hamster wheel of code, just when you thought you were done, you're right back where you started, except now you have to do it all again, but with more loops.
Here are some of our most notorious subroutines:
- Binary Blooper - A routine that gets stuck in an endless loop of binary decisions, because who needs to actually make progress, right?
- Loop the Loop - It's like Binary Blooper, but with more loops. Like, seriously, just more.
- Conditional Convulsions - A routine that will make you question every single if-else statement you've ever written. Is it true? Is it false? Who knows?
- Algorithmic Abyss - A routine that will make you wonder if you'll ever escape the never-ending sea of 1s and 0s.
Don't say we didn't warn you...