You've been sucked into an endless loop of ringing phone calls, each one more insistent and inane than the last. You're trapped in a never-ending cycle of automated customer service menus, with no escape in sight.
Each time you try to hang up, the phone simply rings again, with a new, identical voice repeating the same, soul-crushing questions: "Are you still there?", "Can you hold for just one more minute?"
You've tried everything: unplugging the phone, hiding in a soundproof box, even attempting to reprogram the phone's firmware. But it just keeps going, an endless, maddening loop of "press 2 for English" and "press 3 for Spanish".
Will you ever escape this digital purgatory? Only time will tell... or rather, only the phone will tell.