Rise of the Robinsons' Terrible Towers

Welcome to the infamous Tower of Despair, a marvel of engineering built by the Robinsons' clan. This tower has been the site of countless failed attempts at escape and descent into madness.

A Brief History of the Tower

The tower was built in the 17th century by the Robinsons, a family of eccentric engineers. They claimed it was a testament to human ingenuity, but in reality, it was just a giant metal monolith with a penchant for trapping people in its stairwells.

Despite the numerous warnings, people continue to climb the tower, seeking the promised riches and treasures within. Little do they know, the real treasure is the descent into madness that awaits them at the bottom.

What to Expect

As you climb the tower, you can expect:

• A series of seemingly endless stairwells, each one more treacherous than the last.
• A selection of terrible treasures, each one more worthless than the last.
• And a descent into madness that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Descendants of the Robinsons' Clan

Meet the descendants of the Robinsons' clan, who continue to manage the Tower of Despair to this day.

• Uncle Robert - The current patriarch of the Robinsons' clan.
• Daughter Robin - The resident engineer of the tower.
• Son Ralph - The tower's resident handyman.