Intergalactic Sock Syndrome
The Bane of Every Spacefaring Adventurer
Are your socks perpetually lost in the vast expanse of space?
You're not alone. Millions of travelers across the galaxy suffer from Intergalactic Sock Syndrome (IGS).
Seek Help from our team of expert Sock Detectives.
Or, if you're feeling crafty, try to learn to make your own socks using our step-by-step guide.
Or maybe you just need a support group to commiserate with fellow IGS sufferers.
Whatever your preference, rest assured we'll have you back on the sock wagon in no time.