Calculating the Sock Justification Index (SJI)

Enter the number of socks you've lost in the wash cycle:

Results:

Your SJI is:

Or, if you're feeling adventurous:

This page is a satirical take on a fictional Sock Justification Index, a humorous metric for quantifying one's sock-related woes. The user is prompted to input the number of socks lost in the wash cycle, and the results are displayed in a series of humorous categories, from "Sock Whisperer" to "Sock Legend." The page also includes links to fictional subpages for further exploration.