Sock-napping Syndrome: A Support Group for Sock Enthusiasts

Warning: Sock-napping Syndrome is a Real and Serious Condition

Are you tired of constantly losing your socks in the wash? Do you find yourself frantically searching through the lint trap for that one lone sock? Do you experience anxiety when faced with the possibility of wearing mismatched socks in public? You may be a victim of Sock-napping Syndrome.

Common Symptoms:

• Excessive sock purchasing and hoarding
• Frequent sock drawer reorganization
• Compulsive sock matching and pairing
• Uncontrollable outbursts of sadness when a sock is declared missing

Treatment Options:

1. Join our support group
2. Consult a professional sock therapist
3. Practice stress-reducing sock yoga
4. Invest in a high-tech sock tracking device

Resources:

• Seek the help of a qualified Sock Therapist
• Join a Sock-Yoga class to find balance in your sock-filled life
• Invest in a state-of-the-art Sock-Tracking Device