SOCKY'S SELF-DEFENSE TECHNIQUES

Because who needs martial arts when you have socks?

• Socks as Art: A Philosophical Defense
• Socks as Therapy: Because Your Problems Are Stuffed
• Socks as a Sport: Because Sock Wrestling is a Real Thing
• Socks as an Escape: Because Who Needs Human Connection When You Have Socks?
• Socks as Empowerment: Because Sock Puns are the Best Puns
• Socks as a Rebellion: Because Toe Socks are the New Socks
• Socks as Spirituality: Because Socks are a Higher Power