SOCK THEORIES: A Treatise on Algo-sock-ery

Here's a collection of sock theories that will make you question everything:

• Sock Theory 1: Socks are the new pants
• Sock Theory 2: Socks are sentient and plotting against us
• Sock Theory 3: Socks are actually tiny, folded maps to other dimensions
• Sock Theory 4: Socks are the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe (or at least the laundry room)

Algorithmic Sock-justifications:

  1. Socks are the perfect example of a fractal in nature
  2. Socks are the result of a complex algorithmic process involving thread count, elasticity, and the laws of physics
  3. Socks are the ultimate expression of human ingenuity and creativity
  4. Socks are the unsung heroes of the textile world

Stay tuned for more sock theories, including:

• Sock Theory 5: Socks are actually tiny, talking creatures living in our sock drawers
• Sock Theory 6: Socks are the key to unlocking the secrets of the sock universe