Welcome to the most rigorous, most scientific, most utterly absurd theories on algorithmic sock sorting.
Also known as 'Sorting by Sock Whisperer,' this theory claims that socks can be sorted by simply whispering 'left' or 'right' to each one. Proven to be 97% effective, but has been known to cause spontaneous human combustion in 3% of cases.
View the Sock-ential Theory in actionA behemoth of a machine that sorts socks using a complex algorithm involving 1001 micro-controllers, 5001 micro-sorters, and 1 million micro-whirlybirds. Has been known to sort up to 1000 socks at a time, but has a 99.9% risk of overheating and setting off its built-in fire extinguisher.
View the Sock-Tron 3000 Theory in actionA groundbreaking theory that uses fuzzy math and a pinch of magic to sort socks. Has been known to sort 50% of socks correctly, but has a 30% chance of turning your socks into a sentient, giant ball of yarn.
View the Sock-Sorting-by-Fuzzy-Logic Theory in action See the Fuzzy Socks of Doom in action