Heapsort: The Unreliable Sock Sorter

A Sorting Algorithm So Bad, It's Good

We're not really sure what's going on here, but our Heapsort algorithm seems to be... sort of working?

It's like the algorithm is trying to sort your socks, but keeps getting distracted by shiny objects and has an existential crisis.

Quick Sort: The Reliable (But Boring) Alternative

The Sock-ential Crisis: What's Going on in Heapsort?