Welcome to the Alibi Library

Where the truth is relative, but the excuses are plentiful.

We have an extensive collection of expertly crafted alibis for every occasion:

Excuses for Missing Work - 1001 and counting
Last-Minute Appointments - We're always booked up
Spousal Disapproval - We're not arguing, we're just discussing

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Note: The above HTML/CSS is just the starting point. The actual output will depend on the requested path. For instance, requesting /excuses-for-missing-work would display a different page entirely, with a new set of excuses and possibly a new set of links.