Alice's Silver Tongue FAQ: Because You Asked For It

Q: What is a Silver Tongue, Anyway?

A silver tongue is a rare condition where one's words become so smooth, you'll think they're coated with butter. Don't ask me, I'm a doctor.

Q: Is This a Thing?

Technically, it's a thing in our heads. But if you insist on making it a thing, we won't judge.

For more on the intricacies of Silver Tongue-ology, visit our Advanced Theory Subpage.

Q: How Do I Get One?

Sorry, it's genetic. You're either born with it or you're not. But if you're not, we have Tongue-O-Matic implants for sale. Don't ask questions.